The last time England and Germany met was in Italy 1990, and the match saw the Germans as winners and the eventual Champions of the World Cup ’90. One point of pride of the English at that time was that they lost against the champions and not any other team. This time around, whether it is pride or shame, war or beautiful game, controversy will be the eventual winners of the match.
First, Wayne Rooney will hold a Vuvuzela and blow it into the cameraman while heading into the dressing rooms, regardless of the match result and saying: “Nice to see me booing the home fans now, they can also “Youtube” it over and over again!”
Then comes Der Kaiser, Frantz Beckenbauer, and claims that “his” Germany was never a World Cup material since Ballack got injured before the tournament. He also adds that Kevin-Prince Boateng was his legitimate replacement but the department of immigration got mixed up and gave the citizenship to his younger brother Jérôme Boateng instead.
And when everyone is involved in the match action, John Terry will be gone missing. A “Yellow Tabloid” fellow countryman will publish the photos of JT with Victoria Beckham swapping Twitter account names while David Beckham stayed the full match on the bench acting as the manager of the English team.
Crossing the lines, the headlines will come in the shape of the English Goalkeeper. The World will be stunned when Dida, the ex-Brazilian international, will be in the English starting eleven. Don Fabio will justify the decision by a written special permit from Sepp Blatter allowing him to replace “Calamity” James.
Last but not least, the referee will disallow three goals for Miroslav Klose claiming that he should have scored them using his feet not his head. In addition, Thomas Müller will miss 10 easy chances and he will blame that on his parents because they should have called him Gerd instead of Thomas.
Note: The above is meant to be cynical and has no relation to reality